Germoloids Haemorrhoid Cream, Piles Treatment with Anaesthetic to Numb the Pain & Itch, 55 g, Pack of 1, (Packing may vary).

Amazon Prime. Less than 24 hours from order to deployment. That’s the kind of logistical support you need when your backside feels like it’s been lit up by a flamethrower. I opened the box like it was carrying a classified mission file. There it was. A bold, shiny tube of Germoloids. No shame. No fluff. Just “Cream for Piles” printed on the front like it’s applying for a job in public relations. The packaging doesn’t whisper—it shouts: “We’re going in.” On the avert: a man riding a bike through a forest with the face of someone who’s just been released from years of butt-based captivity. You can tell from his eyes—he knows the sting is gone. Then there’s the woman in headphones, arms in the air like her hoop just got an MBE. This wasn’t just a purchase. This was a reclamation of dignity. First application? External. Clean, quick, no mirrors needed. Dabbed it on like I was baptising the area. Cool, calm, almost reverent. Within five minutes the burn backed off. The itching vanished. I stopped pacing the house like I’d sat on a cactus. Immediate signs of de-escalation. The applicator? Still in its holster. That’s for tonight—Operation Inner Peace. That little plastic nozzle is sitting there like it’s waiting for clearance from HQ. And honestly? I’ve never felt so hopeful. Germoloids doesn’t mess around. It doesn’t pretend. It doesn’t hide behind flower-scented branding or whispery euphemisms. It arrives, assesses the scene, and gets the job done. If your rear is raging and diplomacy has failed—this is your solution. Cream on. Fire out. The war is over.

This cream does exactly what you want it to. It’s easy to apply and really helps calm the itching and soreness, with the anaesthetic giving pretty quick relief from the discomfort. It feels gentle on the skin and not overly greasy, and it’s reassuring to have something like this in the cupboard when you need it. Overall, very effective and definitely does the job. Good size and greeat value for money

Does the job perfectly, calms it all down very well on the whole, good quality lasts good time when applied

It's great, it works. I understand that you need all the medical stuff on there but PLEASE can you sell it with some sort of solid colour packaging sleeve? I don't need all my housemates and family knowing I need this...

If you're anything like me and you have a butt issue then over every other product I'd recommend germaloids on the basis that it contains lidocaine so it makes the area much more comfortable over and above a lot of the others which do not simply for that reason I rate this product better than any other product out there. I've been a medication user for many years which causes some let's say gutter blocking therefore I've had issues for a very long time with funky butt syndrome. It's not really a product that anyone wants to use, however, if you know you know

Germoloids Cream. Does what it says on box.

Exerlent product shrunk my piles 10 out of 10.

Eases your chuff hole

It's burn...then calm down..