53003 Farmer's Delight Wild Bird Food with Cherry Flavor, 20-Pound Bag

I never thought I’d become “that person”—you know, the one who buys bird food in bulk and starts identifying cardinals by name like they’re part of the family. Yet here I am, with a 20-pound bag of Wagner’s Wild Bird Food and a yard that now resembles a feathery version of Grand Central Station at rush hour. Let me tell you: this stuff is basically five-star dining for birds. ⸻ The Delivery When the 20-pound bag arrived, I thought, “This is too much bird food. There’s no way I’ll get through it.” Oh, how naive I was. I scooped some into the feeder, set it outside, and within ten minutes, my backyard transformed into the avian equivalent of a Las Vegas buffet. Birds I’d never seen before suddenly appeared. Sparrows, finches, cardinals, blue jays—basically every feathered creature within a five-mile radius got the memo. I half-expected an eagle to swoop down with a reservation slip. ⸻ The Bird Reactions I imagine the conversation among the birds went something like this: • Cardinal #1: “Hey, where’d you get the fresh seeds?” • Cardinal #2: “Wagner’s, baby. Only the best.” • Blue Jay: “Step aside, peasants. I’m here for the sunflower seeds.” • Tiny Sparrow: [drowned out by chaos] The feeding frenzy was so intense that I started considering whether I needed to put out numbered tickets like a deli counter. ⸻ Quality The seed itself looks… well, like bird food. But the birds know. You can’t fool them. I’ve put out generic bargain-bin seed before, and the birds treated it like an awkward salad at a potluck—picked at it, looked around disappointed, then flew off to my neighbor’s house. With Wagner’s? Clean bowls every time. They eat it like it’s their last meal on earth. Even the squirrels are impressed, which, admittedly, is not a plus. I’ve seen one squirrel make off with a literal handful, looking smug, like he just robbed Fort Knox. ⸻ The Chaos Here’s the thing no one tells you: once you put out Wagner’s, you no longer control your backyard. The birds do. Morning coffee on the porch? Forget it. The second you step outside, they stare at you like a mob boss demanding tribute. I once dared to let the feeder run empty for a day. Big mistake. The birds assembled on the fence in a perfectly organized row, glaring at me like tiny feathered debt collectors. I’m 90% sure one crow tapped a wing against its throat in a “pay up” gesture. ⸻ The Unexpected Side Effects 1. Free Entertainment: Netflix? Overrated. Watching a woodpecker try to squeeze onto a feeder built for finches? Priceless. 2. New Alarm Clock: Birds don’t care about weekends. They will sing the “feed me” song at 6:30 AM sharp. 3. Neighborhood Fame: My neighbor asked why all the birds hang out in my yard now. I told him I run the hottest bird bistro in town. He hasn’t spoken to me since. ⸻ The Weight of Responsibility Buying 20 pounds of bird food is like signing a long-term contract. You’re not just feeding birds—you’re becoming part of their daily routine. If you think you can just “stop anytime,” think again. Birds are creatures of habit, and Wagner’s turns them into loyal, demanding customers. One chickadee actually followed me to my car one morning, as if to say, “Hey, don’t forget to refill the feeder before you leave, pal.” ⸻ Price vs. Value Yes, it’s a big bag. Yes, it feels like overkill at first. But once you see the joy of a cardinal strutting around like it owns the place, you’ll realize it’s worth every penny. Plus, you’ll feel like a benevolent monarch, graciously providing sustenance to your tiny winged subjects. And honestly? Compared to other hobbies, it’s cheap. Golf costs more. Streaming services cost more. Therapy costs more. Watching chickadees fight over sunflower seeds while you sip coffee? That’s therapy you get for free with every scoop. ⸻ The Lemon Test Okay, this product doesn’t actually smell like lemons (looking at you, dishwasher cleaner), but I conducted my own test: left the feeder out for 48 hours with Wagner’s vs. a feeder with cheap seed. Result? The bargain feeder was untouched, like a sad buffet of wilted lettuce. The Wagner’s feeder was picked so clean I could practically see my reflection in the bottom. Case closed. ⸻ Final Verdict Wagner’s Wild Bird Food doesn’t just feed birds. It summons them. It turns your backyard into a feathery social club where everyone’s invited—except you, because you’re just the staff now. It’s high-quality, lasts a surprisingly long time (unless the squirrels unionize), and makes you feel like Snow White, if Snow White also had to clean sunflower shells off the porch every day. ⸻ Final Score: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) • Quality: Excellent. • Bird Approval: Unanimous. • Squirrel Approval: Unfortunately, also unanimous. • Human Entertainment Value: Off the charts. • Downside: You now work for the birds.

Good price, the birds loved it!

Great deal on this food

For the price this is a decent bag of birdseed, but I have found that the birds are a bit picky with the blend and a lot of the smaller round ball-shaped pieces (not sure of their name/type of seed) are left behind as the birds dont seem to want those.

What else to say. Birds love it. Always refilling feeder.....maybe it's the squirrels.....??

Good product

This is great, seems to draw all types of birds.

I don't know if it's too late in the year, but the birds were not interested in seed for some reason and I've purchased it before, very strange.