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product_id: 38010743
title: "Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools"
brand: "muff products"
price: "520 kr"
currency: DKK
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Muff Products"
url: https://www.desertcart.dk/products/38010743-landing-strip-30-foot-cunt-hair-measuring-tape-measure-gag
store_origin: DK
region: Denmark
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# 30 ft contractor-grade length ±1/16 inch accuracy per 10 ft Durable metal case & slide lock Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools

**Brand:** muff products
**Price:** 520 kr
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Ultimate Gag Tool for the Bold Professional

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools by muff products
- **How much does it cost?** 520 kr with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.dk](https://www.desertcart.dk/products/38010743-landing-strip-30-foot-cunt-hair-measuring-tape-measure-gag)

## Best For

- muff products enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted muff products brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Compact & Easy Grip:** Sleek 4.75” x 3” design fits comfortably in your hand or pocket, ready to deploy whenever measurement or mischief calls.
- • **Generous 30-Foot Reach:** Long enough for any project or prank, giving you the freedom to measure big ideas or big laughs.
- • **Dual-Scale Humor & Precision:** Switch effortlessly between standard inches and the hilarious 'cunt hair' units—because why not measure with a laugh?
- • **Perfect Gag Gift for the Bold:** Ideal for the millennial manager who appreciates edgy humor and practical tools—stand out in the office or workshop.
- • **Built to Last, Built to Impress:** Contractor-grade metal casing and slide lock ensure this tape withstands the toughest job sites and the wildest parties.

## Overview

The Landing Strip 30 Foot Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-scale system featuring both standard inches and a humorous 'cunt hair' unit. With a precise ±1/16 inch accuracy, a robust metal case, and a convenient slide lock, it’s a practical tool that doubles as a standout gag gift—perfect for professionals who value both function and fun.

## Description

A Muff Product Original

Review: For that guy… lol - Perfect gift for the guy who only knows the measurement “c… hair!” The perfect gag gift for that guy!
Review: Funny for friends that enjoy thins like this - Cool tape. Order turn around was fast.

## Features

- Offers both Inch and Cunt Hair units of measurement
- Great gift idea for any man who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty
- Makes a great Gag Gift - But also works great as a measuring tape
- But wait, there's more!!! - Easy Grip with 30 Foot Tape Length - Contractor Grade Construction and Durability
- 1 Inch / 25.4 Cunt Hair Blade Width - 0.14 Cunt Hair Blade Thickness

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B01NASTL52 |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Best Sellers Rank | #193,741 in Tools & Home Improvement ( See Top 100 in Tools & Home Improvement ) #571 in Tape Measures |
| Blade Length | 30 Feet |
| Blade Width | 1 Inches |
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Case Material | Metal |
| Color | Multi |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (789) |
| Date First Available | January 13, 2017 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Item Weight | 1.15 pounds |
| Item model number | 0762047800042 |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Manufacturer | Muff Products |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Part Number | LSMT30 |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |
| UPC | 762047800042 |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Muff Products
- **Case Material:** Metal
- **Color:** Multi
- **Measurement Accuracy:** ±1/16 inch per 10 feet
- **Product Dimensions:** 4.75"L x 3"W

## Images

![Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/810qY3El35L.jpg)
![Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AG1L2njpL.jpg)
![Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71G4RWV1REL.jpg)
![Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Lcl50EOPL.jpg)
![Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51r-Qyrg2oL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ For that guy… lol
*by T***R on January 21, 2026*

Perfect gift for the guy who only knows the measurement “c… hair!” The perfect gag gift for that guy!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny for friends that enjoy thins like this
*by B***D on October 6, 2025*

Cool tape. Order turn around was fast.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ How many c hairs does one need?
*by K***G on July 3, 2025*

Gotta love it. Gets laughs but is still functional.

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*Product available on Desertcart Denmark*
*Store origin: DK*
*Last updated: 2026-03-05*