---
product_id: 2969762
title: "Tactical Molle Apron - 2 Large Pouches and 3 Smaller Pouches, Front and Back Removable Patch with Adjustable Side Strap for the Perfect Fit"
brand: "thinkgeek"
price: "801 kr"
currency: DKK
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Think Geek"
url: https://www.desertcart.dk/products/2969762-tactical-molle-apron-2-large-pouches-and-3-smaller-pouches
store_origin: DK
region: Denmark
---

# 5 versatile pouches for ultimate storage MOLLE system for modular gear 100% cotton, machine washable Tactical Molle Apron - 2 Large Pouches and 3 Smaller Pouches, Front and Back Removable Patch with Adjustable Side Strap for the Perfect Fit

**Brand:** thinkgeek
**Price:** 801 kr
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🔥 Gear Up Like a Grill Sergeant 🎖️

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Tactical Molle Apron - 2 Large Pouches and 3 Smaller Pouches, Front and Back Removable Patch with Adjustable Side Strap for the Perfect Fit by thinkgeek
- **How much does it cost?** 801 kr with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.dk](https://www.desertcart.dk/products/2969762-tactical-molle-apron-2-large-pouches-and-3-smaller-pouches)

## Best For

- thinkgeek enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted thinkgeek brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Modular Mastery:** Customize your grilling setup with the tactical MOLLE system—add, remove, or rearrange pouches to fit your mission.
- • **Strategic Storage:** Two large and three smaller pouches keep your condiments, utensils, and phone within arm’s reach—no more scrambling for essentials.
- • **Comfort Meets Command:** Crafted from soft, breathable 100% cotton that’s machine washable, ensuring durability without sacrificing comfort during long cookouts.
- • **Patch Up Your Persona:** Front and back removable patches let you showcase your unique style or tactical pride—stand out as the ultimate grill commander.
- • **Adjustable Fit for Every Grill Sergeant:** Side straps tailor the apron perfectly to your body, so you stay comfortable and look sharp whether you’re manning the grill or hosting.

## Overview

The Tactical Molle Apron combines rugged tactical design with practical grilling functionality. Made from 100% cotton and machine washable, it features a modular MOLLE system with 2 large and 3 smaller pouches for versatile storage. Adjustable side straps ensure a perfect fit, while removable front and back patches allow for personalized style. Ideal for outdoor chefs who demand both utility and a commanding presence at the grill.

## Description

ThinkGeek is obsessed with creating and sharing unique and authentic product experiences that stimulate our fans' imaginations and fuel their geek core. Since 1999, ThinkGeek has been on a mission to create a world where everyone can embrace their inner geek and connect with one another.

Review: This is one cool apron for those of us that enjoy Tactical. - This is an absolutely amazing apron. It is comfortable soft cotton and care should be taken around open flames but it looks cool. It fits well and is fully adjustable for my size. 5' 7", 165 with a middle age paunch. The back extends to the waist line while the front extends about 8" below the waistline. Excellent finish to the fabric and the pouches are an awesome addition. There's plenty of room to add MOLLE gear if you want, however, if you want to add personalized patches, the Velcro style base is reversed from the normal. The stiffer pokey side is attached to the cloth and the softer "female" is attached to the patch included. Opposite of any patches I have purchased or worn in uniform. That's not an issue for me. I bought this to be an apron with the included parts. If I want to personalize it that would be easy. Buy the the patches that are iron on and use the fabric that the reverse Velcro will attach too. Easy fix. I highly recommend this because it will be a lot of fun. 5 stars. Excellent stitching, quality fabric for the cost and all the parts are there. Update 10-28-2016 I have had 3 friends state they have left positive feedback on this purchase but it doesn't show here. I'm not sure why. They left it on my feedback. This is an excellent item and I don't know what that's all about. I also had one positive feedback that was someone I didn't know disappear. WTF!
Review: one of the best Christmas presents EVER! - This was a Christmas present and I LOVE it. I do a lot of grilling and smoking, and I am a veteran. So this satisfies my love for all things grilling and tacticool! The pouches are well designed and the Molle system allows me to move pouches and add more using this flexible mounting platform. It is well made, with heavy stitching. I am a big guy and it fits fine. The only odd thing is that the velcro patch is not the normal hook and loop on the patch but on the apron. This means if I want to put another patch on, I have to break out the sewing machine. Not a dealbreaker but a kinda weird decision on ThinkGeek's part. And it is actually insanely utililtarian, so it's not just something cool for cool's sake. I am definitely going to get a pouch for beers and a good bottle opener I can hang off one of my XTACER molle-compatible d-hooks. The other features outweigh this minor design flaw.

## Features

- MOLLE SYSTEM - Molle system for creative outdoor chefs, 100% Cotton, Machine Washable, 2 Large Pouches and 3 Smaller Pouches, Front and Back Removable Patch, Adjustable side strap for the perfect fit.
- Perfect for storing condiments, grilling utensils, salt/pepper and your phone.
- A SEASONED OUTDOOR CHEF - A chef's space is an overcroweded one, to say the least, but every tool is essential to the mission. ThinkGeek Tactical Molle Apron can stowe all of the grill chef's tools.
- FEEL LIKE A TRUE GRILL SERGEANT - ThinkGeek Tactical Molle Apron was created with the mission to contain and control all grillling tools.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Care instructions | Machine wash |
| Origin | Imported |

## Images

![Tactical Molle Apron - 2 Large Pouches and 3 Smaller Pouches, Front and Back Removable Patch with Adjustable Side Strap for the Perfect Fit - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71xgutKykAL.jpg)

## Questions & Answers

**Q: The picture says there is a large pouch for condiments... Will this pouch fit a beer bottle? How about German beer bottles (which have a 3" diameter)?**
A: I bought the Tactical BBQ Apron as a gift for a crazy BBQ'r!    I do believe that there are different sized pouches that would fit beer bottles.  This too, was a consideration for my purchase.  Also, beer cans.  I hope this helps!  My crazy BBQ'r LOVED this apron!

**Q: Is this one size fits all or is it for smaller people?  Im 6 ft tall and have an ultra heavy build.  I want something that will last and be effective.**
A: Joseph I'm 6,4 at 340 and it does fit well . But being big it hangs a little higher because of the belly,but dude its friken awesome.

**Q: In terms of gifting, would this be a good gift for a friend? or odd considering it is an apron?**
A: I gave it as a gift last year and the recipient absolutely  LOVED it so much. They wore it even when they weren't cooking! Lol. As long as your friend likes to grill or cook, they will love this. It's a practical and awesome gift.

**Q: 9x1.2x13.5 inches? How would you fit into that? Good job**
A: Shipping  package  size maybe

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This is one cool apron for those of us that enjoy Tactical.
*by M***M on August 11, 2016*

This is an absolutely amazing apron. It is comfortable soft cotton and care should be taken around open flames but it looks cool. It fits well and is fully adjustable for my size. 5' 7", 165 with a middle age paunch. The back extends to the waist line while the front extends about 8" below the waistline. Excellent finish to the fabric and the pouches are an awesome addition. There's plenty of room to add MOLLE gear if you want, however, if you want to add personalized patches, the Velcro style base is reversed from the normal. The stiffer pokey side is attached to the cloth and the softer "female" is attached to the patch included. Opposite of any patches I have purchased or worn in uniform. That's not an issue for me. I bought this to be an apron with the included parts. If I want to personalize it that would be easy. Buy the the patches that are iron on and use the fabric that the reverse Velcro will attach too. Easy fix. I highly recommend this because it will be a lot of fun. 5 stars. Excellent stitching, quality fabric for the cost and all the parts are there. Update 10-28-2016 I have had 3 friends state they have left positive feedback on this purchase but it doesn't show here. I'm not sure why. They left it on my feedback. This is an excellent item and I don't know what that's all about. I also had one positive feedback that was someone I didn't know disappear. WTF!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ one of the best Christmas presents EVER!
*by D***N on January 30, 2018*

This was a Christmas present and I LOVE it. I do a lot of grilling and smoking, and I am a veteran. So this satisfies my love for all things grilling and tacticool! The pouches are well designed and the Molle system allows me to move pouches and add more using this flexible mounting platform. It is well made, with heavy stitching. I am a big guy and it fits fine. The only odd thing is that the velcro patch is not the normal hook and loop on the patch but on the apron. This means if I want to put another patch on, I have to break out the sewing machine. Not a dealbreaker but a kinda weird decision on ThinkGeek's part. And it is actually insanely utililtarian, so it's not just something cool for cool's sake. I am definitely going to get a pouch for beers and a good bottle opener I can hang off one of my XTACER molle-compatible d-hooks. The other features outweigh this minor design flaw.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I really feel like they should have made a beer holder on this
*by M***N on April 9, 2015*

My husband had wanted this for quite some time and I finally ordered it for him as an early Father's Day gift. He's always manning the grill whether it be here at our own home, or at family cookouts and he's really excited to wear this while grilling up some deliciousness. The pouches are removable and there's a ton of places to put spatulas, forks, salt and pepper shakers, and I I mean, if you can figure out how to do it without spilling, you could probably stuff a beer in one of the pouches. I really feel like they should have made a beer holder on this, but hey, it's still awesome. The only thing that got me was that this shows a black apron and they actually sent us the digital or I guess it's "Urban Camo" one. No biggie, my husband still loved it, we just expected a black one considering that's what this particular listing is for.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-22*